Dear Santa,

Dear Santa,
Bring me money for lots of tattoos. Please and thank you.

I had the most terrifying dream before. Ugh.

shaxaphone:

cute things to call your girlfriend:

1. sugar 
2. honey 
3. flour 
4. egg 
5. 1/2lb butter 
6. stir 
7. pour into pan 
8. preheat to 375°

alexishepburn:

Healed on Dan

alexishepburn:

Healed on Dan

remedy-for-the-broken:

Ooooooo.. unff

remedy-for-the-broken:

Ooooooo.. unff

Send me ‘Have You Evers’ and I will reply with Yes or NO